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  • christianity: god hates fags
  • satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what.
  • christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
  • satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
  • christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
  • satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
  • christianity: respect others no matter what
  • satanism: respect the ones who respect you.
  • eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

So we were sitting in class today



and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went


and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 






there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…


Welcome to America

(Source: maddylioness)


Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and punk rock


why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying